Archive for July 20th, 2000
So, there was this
So, there was this story in the paper about some girl gluing her boyfriends penis to his stomach. She used super-glue. Now the poor shmuck has to soak his “organ” in water until the glue wears off. There is nothing they can do at the hospital to release the glue. Here’s what I’m saying. First, […]
I know you all
I know you all wonder how the fabulous Greg spends a Wednesday night … well, even if you could care less, I’m going to share it with you. Last night I spent the night sorting through my clothes to get ready for my trip. Probably a little premature to start packing, but I hate waiting […]
