Plays Well With Others

So yesterday I was

So yesterday I was talking to Tim about the whole baseball analogy regarding sex. You know “getting to first base meaning kisssing” or something. Well, seems our baseball analogy isnt a shared thing around the world.

So, Tim, being the strange little creature that he is, came up with his own analogy using “soccer”. God help me, but this is how it went … good luck trying to figure this one out.

Kickoff – Holding hands
Midfielder Gets the Ball – Kissing
Midfielder Tackled – Tries to go further but is stopped
Midfielder Passes To the Winger – Feeling around a bit
Winger Runs Down the Pitch – Someone has to wash their hands
Passes to Striker – Spit or Swallow?
Striker Kicks the Ball – Sex
Goalkeeper Saves It – Protected Sex
GOAL! – Yer having a baby!

Anyhow, I have no idea what the hell he’s talking about. What the hell is a “winger”? Anyhow, everyone has their ideas, I’m findng out, about what the base system means. So join me and Katie in this discussion in her forum. We need to get to the bottom of this very important topic.

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