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Chick magnet … erm, I mean

Chick magnet … erm, I mean sick magnet

Hear ye, hear ye, all illnesses and airborne bacteria please attach yourself to Greg because he enjoys illness like no other. That translates to “I’m fucking sick again”. I”m somewhat of a medical marvel at this point. I can somehow, injure my back and get the flu at the same time.

The whole mess began Thanksgiving night when I got home and found my back to be majorly tweaked. Not just a little sore, but majorly, if I move even an eighth of an inch I’ll scream in agony. I somehow managed to get myself into my bed and it wasnt easy, let me tell you. First I slowly lowered myself into a sitting position and then had to lift my legs with my hands by grabbing the material on my sweat pants and put both legs up on the bed. It took about half an hour but I finally got from the standing position to the lying down position.

Once down I realized I needed an ice pack from the kitchen so I basically took my arms and forced myself into the sitting position, quietly wimpering in agony at the pain I’d just caused myself.

Anyhow, two sleepless nights later, I was starting to feel a little bit better and could walk around with the help of a cane. Is this what 27 is like? If it is I want a refund.

Anyhow, just as I was starting to feel like I was on the road to recovery, Sunday night arrived and so did the flu symptoms, complete with the headaches and aches and pains. So here I am at nearly 6AM writing an entry about my woes. I’ve already emailed the peeps at work and notifed them I’d be working at home today.

Can I please just be healthy again …

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