Plays Well With Others

Where’s the Tidy Bowl Man

Where’s the Tidy Bowl Man when you need him?

A few months ago, I was the last one to clean the bathroom. I know, I know … that’s disgusting. My point is that, I was trying to see how long it would take for my roommate to clean the bathroom. Well, here we are a few months later and I can’t stand it anymore. I’m afraid to step in the shower at this point, so I’m breaking down and cleaning it myself. It usually takes me a couple of hours from start to finish because I’m on my hands and knees most of the time scrubbing the tub, the walls and toilet and the sink. I could weave a wig out of all the long strands of hair I find in there too. They are everywhere and tend to like those tight corners of the room the most.

The shower has a dark line around the bottom at this point, the bathroom sink is splattered in toothpaste or whatever that is and the floors, well they probably need to be replaced, but I’m going to clean them anyway. I think it’s probably a health code violation at this point.

After the bathroom, I’ll head to the kitchen, where she did clean last week, so it’s my turn and it’s not that bad, except for the black shit that is under the electric burner on the stove. I’m guessing something spilled over from a pot and it was never cleaned up. On a side note, this is why I hate electric stoves. I’ve had gas stoves all my life and never had a problem keeping them clean, with this one, there is always stuff under the burners. It, of course, could just be the operator that’s screwing it up, but I have more than this as my issue with electric stoves. Like the fact that everything I cook gets burned, because the burners keep cooking your food for half an hour after you turn them off.

Anyhow, I digress …

Comments are closed.

3gp videos