Plays Well With Others

The search for a

The search for a subletter …

My roommate comes home tonight and drops the bomb on me that she’ll be moving out in roughly two weeks. Thanks for the notice. Okay, so I’m jobless, counting on a roommate to pay half the bills and now she’s like, um, buh bye. Then has the odacity to ask how I’d like to handle the final month … “could you pay for it all yourself?”. Um, yeah, I’ll just dip into my fucking trust fund. That sperm selling shit is starting to look good at this point.

So, I’ve been searching craigslist.com for some subletters. I’ve already emailed someone on the list, that needs a summer home, while interning at some nearby company. There was also a posting from a couple of young, vibrant Dutch girls … of course, I’d only have them stay here because I need the place paid for. Really. It’s true. God, no one ever believes me anymore.

Anyhow, I’d probably be safer just having one person for the summer. Hopefully, from mid-June to the end of August, when Wifey™ comes here and moves in. At that point, she’ll be job searching and will be able to contribute to the household income, and the young Dutch girls can find some new digs.

Anyhow, I’ve got less than $1000 to my name, until some freelance money comes in, along with a payment for some miscellaneous work, and $4000 in found money from my old employer, and the “I’m so po’ and living off the government” money comes in. Plus, about $2000 in rent and bills are due next week. Ugh.

It’s fucking great to be me … happy fucking birthday.

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