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Selling My Wares … As

Selling My Wares …

As a gift to myself for getting a job, I promised myself that I’d buy a new sofa … yeah, I know its pitiful, but just wait until you get old. Anyhow, I ordered the new sofa and chair the other day and it should be here in a couple of weeks.

In order for me to fit it in my apartment, though, I have to get rid of the sofa I currently have sitting in there. So, I put it up on craigslist.com and got a TON of emails back from people who are actually interested. Same thing with the sublet thing, TONS of people responded. Who needs eBay …

Anyhow, back to the sofa story. So, the other day this girl that’s been emailing about the sofa shows up at our agreed time to look at the sofa. Well, the girl shows up where, what looked like something you’d sleep in. It was a tshirt. That’s all. Just a tshirt. I think it came down right below her butt. So, she comes in and starts looking at the couch and starts sitting all over it. All right, guess that’s what you do to check out a sofa. Then we open in up, to see the pull out bed, so I could show her that the mattress was a good brand and still wrapped in its original plastic, and the girl lays down on the bed for about ten minutes. I’m starting to think she’s going to sleep in my living room.

She finally got up and we closed the sofa up and she sat on it some more, to get a good feeling, I suppose. Then she told me how interested she was and talked me down $50 … mainly because I’m a pushover for a cute girl wearing nothing but a tshirt. I used to buy candy bars with nuts from cute girls in high school, just because they’d give me that look that melted me. Of course, being allergic to nuts, I could never eat the candy bars.

Anyhow, tshirt girl left so she could talk to her boyfriend, and tomorrow I have someone else coming by to look at it. Hopefully it will sell and they can haul it away and make room for my new sofa and chair.

Wonder what this one will be wearing …

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