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Over 100 billion served …

Nothing tastier than a nice greasy Big Mac from our favorite fast food chain McDonalds, right? I mean you order the number one and get that tub of lard filled fries, cooked in all that grease from the burger grill, and then that refreshing soda – 90% ice, 10% flat soda. Yuuuuummmmy.

Well, hold on to your hats folks, or maybe your stomachs because those juicy hamburgers served from the local “restaurant” in your neighborhood might not be there soon. McDonalds announced that they are closing over 250 of the chains, which is confusing to me since they are all owned by individuals like you and me. The only thing I can think of is that the chain owns a certain percentage of those restaurants and is closing those. No matter how you slice it, I think we’ll all survive with a few less in the world. There are some cities with a McDonalds on practically every corner you know. I think in New York, I found one every two or three blocks for pete’s sake. I mean, if your fat ass can’t walk more than a two block radius to get a cheeseburger, then you have some issues.


And for those of you with weak hearts, you might want to skip this section over because that tasty burger could be less appealing next time you order one. According to this story from November 2000, a lady found a chicken head in her box of chicken mcnuggets. This is from a restaurant in Newport News, VA, one that our very own Katie might have wandered into at some point. Now we all know that those nuggets are made of some strange chicken parts, but I’ve never had to actually witness which ones as this poor lady did.

And if that doesnt gross you out, try this story which is more recent. An 11-year old boy bit into a cheeseburger only to have a pile of maggots start crawling out of his mouth. Ugh, I think it would be the last of anything I’d eat for the rest of my life. Vegan much.

Of course these are just two instances, I’m sure there are hundreds more. I mean the food industry in general is NOT to be trusted. Those stories of chefs spitting into food, or dropping food on the floor and then serving it.. ugh. What do you expect a bunch of high school kids getting paid crappy minimum wage to do for fun?? They serve the public a hamburger with insects on it. Its funny, because no matter how many of these stories go out, people will continue to buy a juicy, greasy hamburger from these places and just hope that it wouldnt happen to them.

2 Responses to 'Over 100 billion served …'

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    Katie | 26 July 2001

    I’ve so been in that McDonald’s before. It was right up the street from my old apartment. And what’s up with you mentioning me and not linking you… hello, you know the rules.


  2. personal avatar
    Katie | 26 July 2001

    Linking me, I mean…


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