Plays Well With Others

Beeeeeeeeeatch …

I’ve come to the conclusion that some women are just born bitchy. I mean, everywhere I go it seems that some woman is complaining, griping, or bitching at her husband or at some poor clerk. Ugh. Drives me insane. I mean, I hardly ever see guys being like that, but women just have this love of being bitchy. Where’s it coming from.


Yesterday I was in a photo/drugstore place getting some pictures developed and in front of me was this couple – probably in their thirties. He was a skinny beanpole and she had an ass as wide as a semi, but I digress. So, they are in front of me buying some kind of special stamp, who knows for what. All I heard was the clerk ask them something about it, and she responded that they wanted the one with the duck or dove on it. It was a pretty big stamp, so it must’ve been a collector type of thing. Anyhow, the guy goes to pay for it, and this woman just gives him this awful stare and basically calls him and asshole and rips the checkbook out of his hands. Now from my vantage point, I couldnt see much past her ass, but I’m guess that wifey-poo wanted to pay with another form of payment, and husband made a mistake. Now the husbands response was one of those looks like “oh shit I’m in trouble, she’s pissed, I’m going to hear about this in the car later”. My point is that why would she have to be such a bitch about it. I mean, she could’ve just said to him politely that they should use the credit card rather than the checkbook or something, but instead she rips the thing out of his hands and treats him like a two year old. All I can say is that at that very moment, I’d be driving our asses to court to get a divorce because one thing I won’t put up with is being treated like an idiot in public.

Day before, I had gone down to the tux shop, where the wedding tuxes reside, to drop of Wifey™’s brother’s measurements. So as I’m being helped, I can tell that there’s a little problem going on with the couple in front of me. They were an older couple who’s son and daughter-in-law had just gotten married and they were trying to settle some kind of refund. Now the husband wanted the number of the manager so they could call her up and get it settled over the phone. Wifey-poo wanted to stand their and bitch the whole place out. Not only did she want to bitch them out, but everytime she made a comment, she gave this look to her husband that basically said “I’m so right and these people are all idiots.” I swear she turned to her husband about twenty times while I was standing there. You know how when people turn to their husband and say something like “I told them its in the book under the counter”, but really loud so the clerks can hear it and way louder than she needs to be talking to her husband who is standing six inches from her. It’s not like she wanted him to say anything, and it’s not like he wanted to. He wanted to call the manager and get it settled that way, and possibly avoid further humiliation from his wife. Anhow, they ended up getting the managers number and leaving, with the wife saying really loudly that she’d never go there again. What was funny was the young kids response “I’m not trippin’ dawg”.

Anyhow, if any of you can share stories where the husband is the bitch feel free, but I’m finding more and more that alot of women are just BITCHES. I mean, even working with the public, it was ALWAYS the women who were the bitches, not that guys can’t be, just that it seems less often.

Now I’m not saying you shouldn’t stand up for yourself but I do believe there’s a way to do it and not sound like a raving lunatic. I’ve always tried to be nice when making a complaint and they’ve always bent over backwards to help me out. I dont know, it seems to work, go figure.

3 Responses to 'Beeeeeeeeeatch …'

  1. personal avatar
    Katie | 10 September 2001

    I’m usually pretty nice about that stuff, too — but sometimes you just gotta put the smackdown. Like the RCN refund check I’ve been trying to get since APRIL. I’m sorry, but it’s fucking September and it does not take five months to get a $19.95 refund, especially when I’ve called about four times asking about it. So last week I called, bitched them out, threatened to take them to small claims court if I had to. Today, I get the check. For twice the amount.Booyah.


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    Greg | 10 September 2001

    Yeah, well, being bitchy on the phone and being bitchy in public are two separate entities. I mean, I dont have to share breathing space with you when you are at home being bitchy. But in public it just creates a scene and makes you look like a lunatic. I mean, no one is thinking “way to go, stand up for yourself”.. they are all thinking, “oh my god, she must be crazy”.Thats why the husband wanted the phone number, so he could be a bitch from the comfort of his own home… and not look like he belongs in a mental ward.


  3. personal avatar
    Katie | 10 September 2001

    Well, yeah.. I sure as hell don’t make scenes in public. I mean, then everybody’s looking at you and shit… ugh.


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