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Do you ever wonder who in the hell has all this time to be sending out all this spam-email? I mean, is it a full-time job? Does the guy actually get hits? Does anyone read this shit?

Because you’ve probably missed some of these gems, I’d like to sprinkle this entry with some of the crap I’ve been sent just today. There are over one hundred spam-emails I get each and every day, God forbid I take a vacation and can’t get to my email for a week or something.

After seducing more girls than I can count we started building our website dedicated to what we like to call “Street Blowjobs”. Here normal guys like you and I could worship these beauties and watch them get on their knees and take a load in the face all for the all mighty dollar. Come and check out our work. We have countless girls from all walks of life. Watch them suck our cocks and take our loads all over their faces. This site was so much fun to build we want to share it with you!

Erm. Because that’s going to be a big hit. “Average” girls taking a “load in the face”. Uh huh. How can this even be legal to send out to people. I mean, you can’t send this shit to my mailbox at home, but you can send it to my email box. And you know that none of these girls are really “average, off-the-street”. They’re probably all ugly hoes getting paid to keep their crack habit going.

Amazing Penis Enlargement Pills! Gain Up To 3 Full Inches In Length. Expand Your Penis Up To 20% Thicker. Produce Stronger, Rock Hard Erections. Doctor Approved And Recommended.

Erm. Raise of hands. Anyone know anyone that’s actually bought this crap? Jesus, three full inches … it’s like miracle grow for the genetalia. I think the only thing you might get out of these pills is a cavity from all the sugar that the pills are probably made of.

Obtain the diploma you deserve based on your present knowledge and life experience. A prosperous future, money earning power, and the Admiration of all. Diplomas from established non-accredited schools. Shows like any academic degree exactly what you really can do. Without required tests, classes, or interviews. Bachelors, Masters, MBA, and PhD«s in your field.

“Admiration of all”, that must be the big selling point, right there, because you know that’s what we all want. And if you’re going to do this, why the hell would you get the Bachelors degree … why not just go for the PhD? I mean, if you’re going to spend all of $20 bucks on a degree, why not get the most for your money. Anyone ever read that line on the school application that mentions an “accredited” school. Hmm.

Check out these farmgirls and their pets.

What the hell do I care about farmgirls for, I’m a city guy …

Ugh. Spam sucks.

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One Response to 'Spam I Am …'

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    Nicole | 20 June 2003

    I don’t know what annoys me more–pop up ads or junk email. Blah.


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