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A Call From Drunken Katie …

My night was going fine until around 7PM, my time, when I got a call from Katie. Just kidding. Anyhow, the first call came in and the first thing she says is that she had a Long Island and isn’t drunk. Uh huh. Then why the hell are you talking so loud. Then she spends a few minutes telling me that she needs to come out and visit me in San Francisco so we can get laid. Erm. I get laid just fine, thankyouverymuch. And then the “piece du resistance” … a chat about the penis size of various people she’s known over time. Because that’s exactly the type of conversation I was looking for on a Thursday night. Thanks Katie.

Anywho … about forty-five minutes later the second call comes in and it’s Katie walking down the street looking for her car. Then in her car. Not driving, but sitting there. Complaining about the new Jewel song. Nothing pisses me off more than rocker Jewel. Erm. And then Katie wants to stalk someone. Enter James. Let’s stalk James. Poor guy. Like he ever did anything. But let’s stalk him. Let’s call him a billion times and then go to his house. Anyhow … that’s how I left poor Katie. Getting ready to stalk some poor soul.

So, roughly an hour after our conversation, I get online and guess who is on AIM. Yep. It’s Katiepie. She’s writing an entry. Well, sort of. This is basically what she put up … and what will probably be deleted in the morning:

ted you suck man i had a long isannd and whateve else you all gave me fucked up me . and nobody is answeirng th ephone. AHLOOOOOOO why wont anyone answer th ephone. i call all ese people in my pone memory and nobod fucinkg answers the pohen. i guess its late. i’m sorry for calingyou all drunk. apolgoies to greg even thoguh youre funny as hell. and you rwife brigiette. and james. mr james. james. i called him ithink like a lot of times. you know ithink i drove by his house too but his car wasnt there. i dont remember. he probaryl thinks im pyscho now for calling like twenty times. but im not scyhcoa i;m just drunk asshit. even thogh i only hadone long isnald and soemthign else. oh well. night night everybdoy

… and here’s our AIM conversation …

Greg: you home already
ktrame32: AHLLOOO
Greg: whats up with James
ktrame32: ddnt answer the ppne
Greg: damn
ktrame32: damwat hwa
ktrame32: what?
Greg: that he didnt answer
Greg: didnt you go over there and stalk him
ktrame32: yeah
ktrame32: i didnt see his car there
ktrame32: i saw his city car, not his personal car
ktrame32: i tink
Greg: oh.. maybe he found someone to hang out with
ktrame32: i dont really remmeber
ktrame32: maybe
Greg: is doug home
ktrame32: yeah
ktrame32: i jsut buged him
ktrame32: he told me i’m drink i should go to sleep
ktrame32: im sorry fo caling you dirn grgson
ktrame32: im wupdiantg
ktrame32: updaitn
ktrame32: updatring
ktrame32: udat
ktrame32: ock
ktrame32: ack
ktrame32: updating
Greg: ah … its okay if you call me
ktrame32: im wringt an entyr
Greg: about what
ktrame32: trashedness
ktrame32: did i say anytig stupid
ktrame32: on th epne
ktrame32: phe
ktrame32: a
ktrame32: phone
Greg: not at all 🙂
ktrame32: yeahr igh
Greg: so you aren’t trashed anymore
ktrame32: t\
ktrame32: i din onw
ktrame32: i cant tyep wroth a sufck
ktrame32: fuck
ktrame32: can see striaght
ktrame32: cant
Greg: so how are you typing an entry
ktrame32: htitting the keys
Greg: erm
Greg: is it readable
ktrame32: i dont know
ktrame32: im upldating now
Greg: ah okay
ktrame32: i have no tolernae
ktrame32: for alcohosl
ktrame32: alcohol
Greg: yeah … the long island
ktrame32: yeah
ktrame32: and soemthin ese
ktrame32: i just updaed
Greg: did ted call to see if you were okay
ktrame32: is it readable
ktrame32: no he sure idnt
ktrame32: dd not
ktrame32: did not
ktrame32: i updated greg
Greg: im checking
ktrame32: is it readale
ktrame32: readbel
ktrame32: readale
ktrame32: readable
Greg: yeah … its readable enough
ktrame32: whts it sa
ktrame32: y
Greg: just a bunch of stuff
ktrame32: oh
ktrame32: [ickpui
ktrame32: io
ktrame32: galo
ktrame32: … \::LLLLK::??\
ktrame32: i need to go two sleep
Greg: hmm …
Greg: why
ktrame32: d]]]\ byd

As you can tell … stimulating conversation …

One Response to 'A Call From Drunken Katie …'

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    Katie | 27 June 2003

    Hmph…


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