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Girl Scout Cookies …

Bravo to the fine parents of Texas who feel that the best way to raise their children is by keeping them in the dark. That’s sarcasm for those who can’t read between the lines. Seems that more than a few Texan parents are withdrawing their children from the Girl Scouts because of the close ties they have with Planned Parenthood:

Parents were upset to learn that the local Girl Scout organization had given a “woman of distinction award” last year to a Planned Parenthood executive. And they were disturbed to find out that the Girl Scout organization has been giving its endorsement for years to a Planned Parenthood sex-ed program in which girls and boys are given literature on homosexuality, masturbation and condoms.

Holy shit. Imagine giving money to an educational course for children so that the kids can learn about the fundamentals of life in a classroom full of educators rather than out on the streets where things get interpretted just a little bit differently. Ugh.

“It’s not that we’re a bunch of activists. We’re just a bunch of moms who care about their kids,” said Lisa Aguilar, who took her 10-year-old daughter out of her eight-member Girl Scout troop. “For us, it’s the morality. Where is Girl Scouts going?”

Yeah, where IS the Girl Scouts going or maybe I should ask, what the fuck are you thinking. I can’t stand parents like this, personally. They get on their soap boxes and wave their prudish little fingers at everyone when they really should be looking in the mirror and figuring out what their problem is. Personally, I’d rather my kid learn about homosexuality, masturbation and condoms in a classroom where they can ask questions and get useful information, than to try and figure it out on their own or worse, get their parents viewpoints which are even more skewed, ie: homosexuality and masturbation are wrong and you’ll go to hell.

“Some 400 to 700 fifth- through ninth-graders attend the half-day Nobody’s Fool conference in Waco each July. The program never mentions abortion, according to Planned Parenthood. The youngsters receive a book with chapters on homosexuality and masturbation, as well as illustrations of couples having sex, people examining their naked bodies and a boy putting on a condom.

Some Girl Scout mothers called it soft-core porn.

“It embarrassed me to look at it with my husband,” said parent Shannon Donaldson.

Ugh, lady if THAT embarrasses you then you’ve got BIG issues. How the hell did you have your kids if you can’t even look at a drawing of a naked guy?

People exactly like that make me sick. It pisses me off that she’s got this holier than thou attitude about this issue, acting like she’s never been hot and heavy with her own husband in order to have those kids of hers. Lady, he wasn’t even a drawing when you were banging away at him — so get off your soapbox.

Personally, I’d rather my kids learn about every kind of sexuality, every kind of lifestyle and every kind of person out there. My kid will be open-minded and well-rounded rather than raised in an enclosed environment where they are spoon-fed information from their parents, who are pretending everything else doesn’t exist. That’s how you raise fucked up kids.

And speaking of Girl Scout cookies … where the hell are the Girl Scouts this year. Jesus. I have yet to have one of those snot-nosed brats come up to me and try to get me to sell me their stale little cardboard cutouts. I was looking forward to getting me some and there ain’t even one around. Ugh. Guess I’ll have to hit a grocery store or something and try to buy from one of those kids standing out there pleading for someone to buy their shit. I want me some.

One Response to 'Girl Scout Cookies …'

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    Nicole | 03 March 2004

    I agree with you. What a bunch of dumb cuntrags!


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