Archive for May 27th, 2004
Fla. Man Sues Co. Promoting Atkins Diet
He’s claiming that eating foods high in saturated fats, like those endorsed by the diet, caused his arteries to clog and threatened his health. Hmm… never saw that one coming.
Childless couple told to try sex
A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless – they weren’t having sex. Erm.
A Day Without A Mexican
One morning California wakes up to find that one-third of the population has disappeared.
Couples in Crisis…
Wifey™ and I were watching Dr. Phil last night — the one where the couple is in the middle of a divorce and they are fighting over everything from tupperware to frequent flyer miles. They hate each other at this point.
