Archive for November 9th, 2006
Forced Sex…
The Daily News is reporting that a 35-year old teachers aide forced herself on a 13-year old freshman. Well, at least that’s what the kid is saying. Yeah, I’m sure he was kicking and screaming. “Oh, no, stop pounding me like that… Really no, we shouldn’t be… um, nice tits”.
Fixed Elections…
It’s crazy that here in America we can’t seem to get our elections to a point where there are no “technical difficulties“. Doubly crazy is how all of the discrepencies I’ve been made aware of seem to be in favor of the Republicans. Just makes me more certain that the 2000 and 2004 elections were a farce, as has been Bush’s entire time in office.
The Big O…
A female writer for a student paper writes an article on how to reach the “ever elusive female orgasm“. One of my favorite lines is, “Whatever you do, do not go 99-cent menu on her ass and overeat her.” Yeah, guys, you certainly don’t want to appear to be “channeling an aggressive fatty winning a fucking pie eating contest”. Ugh.
