Plays Well With Others

Sit On It…

This lady spent two years in the bathroom and after sitting on the toilet for so long, her skin grafted itself to the crapper.  The seat had to be surgically removed at the hospital. Let that visual soak in.  Ugh.  Her boyfriend claims that he tried to coax her out to no avail.  Two years.  Like what finally made him dial 9-1-1.  Honey, the guests need to use the toilet.

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