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Did you hear about the guy who sells Tampon cases? No, well then you have to visit the site called,Vinnie’s Tampon Cases. You know damn well you girls have been looking for a tampon case … now you know where to find one.

I was talking to someone online today and they mentioned sex and tampons. I guess I never gave it much thought before, but when this person mentioned it it made me think … like what if you are ready to have sex with your girlfriend and, assuming she didnt mention the tampon, you suddenly see this little string hanging out of her … you know, down below. Do you pull the string or leave it be?

I mean as a kid I was the curious type.. I’d pull levers just to find out what would happen, I’d take things apart just to find out what made them work, I’d pull strings just to see what happened when you pulled it. I was curious. So, as a curious person, not knowing much about tampons, I’d probably pull the string. Of course, assuming she didnt give me a warning ahead of time … like if she forgot it was down there. I mean, come on guys, you see a string hanging out wouldn’t you pull on it. Why does my girlfriend have a string hanging out … there wasn’t one done there beforehand. I mean, maybe I’d pull it and there would be a secret message, like a fortune cookie. You know, like when the little fortune is sticking out a little bit and you have to break the thing open to get at it. Hmm, that might be a bad analogy. I mean, its not like you’d break open her uterus to find the secret prize or anything.

Am I making sense? Probably not. Anyhow, I’m just saying, if you pull the string you’ll get more than you ever asked for … and if you leave it alone … hmm.. what the hell was I talking about?

Anyhow.. if you need a tampon case, ask Vinnie.

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