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There’s No F in Way…
My Horoscope for Today*:
Your hunches might not be too reliable today, so to be on the safe side, don’t put too much stock in them. You’ll fare much better relying more on logic than on feelings. A friend might make some unreasonable, material demands of you today. If caught off guard, you’re likely to act against your better judgment. Your fortunate astrological number for today is 380. Your financial outlook for today is strong. Your compatible sign for today is Taurus.
Yesterday I put Jade on a pedistal for signing my guestbook…I was so happy. Today I’ll put Denise on a pedistal…because she was the first to email me and now sign my guestbook. I just need one more person to sign in and I’ll have my own Olympics. I think I spelled pedistal wrong yesterday…I may still be spelling it wrong…who the heck cares.
Anyone hear about that tornado in Utah yesterday…what a mess. I’d been watching it on the television and they kept showing how this Outdoor Retailer Conference tent had been blown down, but no one was hurt. The president of our company emailed us this morning saying that the tent belonged to us and the show may not go on. I thought it might be one of ours, but then I thought, why would it be in Utah.
I dont know if I ever mentioned this…but a few months ago, Les and I were in The City for the X Games and stopped at Mega Virgin Store and headed back to the car. On the way to the car, this homeless guy walks up to us and starts making conversation….and sticks his cup in front of my face. I told him that unless he was offering me the money in the cup, he’d better keep it to himself….I was being friendly by the way, so you dont think Im a jerk. Anyhow, he put the cup in his pocket and began to tell a joke. Something about an elephant in Safeway and how to get it out. The end of the joke was something to the effect of how to get the elephant out of Safeway, was by taking the “F” out of “SAFE” and the “F” out of “WAY”. I had heard the joke before and figured I wouldnt ruin it for Les…so I let him ponder it. Well, he pondered it for about five minutes, all while this homeless guy was following us. Finally, I just blurted out “There’s no F in WAY” just to get rid of the homeless guy. Then I had to explain it to Les.
I’m having a busy August so far…last August was busy too. Not only am I preparing for my vacation at the beginning of September, but I have my court date on September 2, we four magazines due, I have a newsletter to design, a dinner and a wedding next week…aaaccckkk. Maybe I shouldnt do this right now. I have no idea how I’m going to do journal entries while on vacation…I’ll have tons to talk about.
I need someone to sign in to the messageboards because I dont know if they work…help me please…I’ll be your best friend.
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