One of my longtime readers

One of my longtime readers and ICQ buddies finally contacted me. Nice to find you again, Amber ^[1]. We used to talk all the time on ICQ, but then we lost touch, when I switched over to AOL chat, which was easier for Wifey™ and I to use.

Of course, now Katie is gone … well, she’s not dead or anything. Just moved away.. so now she won’t be talking to me anymore.

And Tim ^[2] … well, he only comes on once a year or something to talk to me, and now won’t even email me back. Where is the luuuuuurve? I mean, someone has just become way to old for the Luuuuuurve Doctors advice.